[ Private; Very hackable (It's Grif, come on.) ]

Goddammit. I was hoping he'd be fooled for longer than that. But nooooo, stupid Simmons has to go and remember me first. Laaaaaame. What's that recording even from, anyway? No way I said any of that shit voluntarily ( Read more... )

[Belatedly Private, except not. Darn event.]
( Cut for huge, blinking text and direct mention of man-parts. ...Yeah. )